Reality is Optional

$32.55 AUD

Float through the fog with this unapologetically chill tee. Featuring the phrase “Reality’s optional, weed’s not.” in dreamy bubblegum pink, this shirt is a soft rebellion against the grind—perfect for stoners, daydreamers, and anyone vibing on a higher frequency.

Designed for comfort and chaos, this tee pairs effortlessly with your favorite fuzzy socks, messy bun, and existential dread. Whether you’re lighting up or zoning out, it’s your go-to for mellow moods and magical distractions.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.